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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee All ground up and in the freezer."
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"Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support."
"Did you hear about the new Indian version of Oliver Twist? ""Please, can I have samosa?"""
"Did you hear the one about premature ejaculation? Too soon, man."
"The scariest moment in the world is when a 3yo looks at you and says CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH"
"I've never hated a neighbour enough to get wind chimes."
"What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government? Only one of them is organized."
"Welcome to the church of vegetables... Lettuce pray."
"Do not be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"My office has started random urine testing of employees to detect traces of hope or optimism."