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Joke of the Day

"When you die, you walk down a tunnel of light and then that sentient paperclip from MS Word pops up and asks you what you want to do next."

"A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar... Then into a tree... Then into a car..."

"What language does a Jewish homosexual speak? Heblew"

"You know what they say about Hitler? He was this tall and he lived over there."

"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers! Not mine. Told to me by my late grandfather, funniest pastor ever. :)"

"What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean? An Iceburgh."

"Definition of Insomnia: Finding a spider in your bedroom & when you leave for a second to get the spray & come back it's gone"

"I ran a marathon! 1 mile a day for 26 days boo ya."

"Rape is not a laughing matter. Unless your raping a clown. (Probably been posted here a 1000 times but it still cracks me up)"

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