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Joke of the Day
"Guess why Because."
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"A man goes to the doctor... and he says, ""Doc, my eye hurts when I drink coffee."" Doctor says, ""Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup first?"""
"My wife asked me for a double-entendre.... .....so I gave her one."
"Who's Zombies greatest enemy? Necrophiliacs"
"What do you get for the man who has everything? Nothing. Fuck that guy."
"""Meh-eh-eh. Meh-eh-eh"" - Apathetic goat."
"My Dad's last words I'll never forget the last words my dad said on 9/11 ""Allahu Akbar"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ? Cereal pleasure to meet you !"
"The other day I asked my wife to hand me the news paper. She said, ""Silly you, just use my Ipad.""... That spider had no fucking idea what hit it."
"Opposites If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"