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Joke of the Day
"If you're the best at bodybuilding, all you've really accomplished is grossing the rest of us out."
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"What do you call Charlie Sheen having sex with his brother? Emilio Incestevez"
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? (NSFW) He forgot to wrap his Whopper!!"
"Making dinner in a slow cooker involves two of my favorite things: food and panicking that I've left an appliance on for seven hours."
"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."
"My cooking show would just be an hour of me looking for Tupperware lids."
"What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza? Skinning the vegan."
"Guy comes home to find his best friend in bed with his wife. He says: ""Jimmy, I HAVE to, but you?"""
"Why do politicians take laxatives? So that they can speak more fluently!"
"Getting your shit together just sounds unsanitary"