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Joke of the Day
"If you're the best at bodybuilding, all you've really accomplished is grossing the rest of us out."
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"Your mama so fat that NASA thought they found a new planet Dad stop it."
"What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? One makes your whole day, the other makes your hole weak."
"Even death can't get you out of the friend zone... she'll be at your funeral like ""he was like a brother to me"""
"Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Listening to an antijoke."
"What did the hippie say about all of the math problems? They're all, like, equal to me..."
"If you Say the word ""murder"" over and over again out loud, it starts to sound really weird and everyone in this starbucks will stare at you."
"How do you think the unthinkable? An Ithberg!"
"Tripped in a curry house... It went from bad to worse when slipped into a korma (coma) I just invented this joke. It might only work with Mancunian accent?"
"Him:I'm not going to use this taxi company again. They nearly killed me this morning Me:don't be so hasty darling...give them another chance"