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Joke of the Day
"How do you think the unthinkable? An Ithberg!"
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"Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf? He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it."
"All these Fifty Shades of Grey jokes... Guys, stop, they're whore-ible."
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Flatbread"
"They don't hire anyone at IKEA. People get lost there for a few years and eventually know where everything is. It's Restockholm syndrome."
"How do you keep a Turkey in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"If someone makes you want to murder them, don't hesitate to do it. That moment you wait is the difference between 1st and 2nd degree murder."
"What's the good word? Legs. Spread the word!"
"Why can you only ran through a campground and not run? Because it's past tents."
"""Ten years ago, we had no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash!"" --cemeteries"