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Joke of the Day
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
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"You can tell a lot about someone by the tank top they wear. For instance, if they wear a tank top, they're probably a dick."
"People who marry for money over love usually end up cheating for love over money!"
"What's the most important part about a joke timing..."
"A vampire masturbating into a mirror. You didn't see that coming."
"*reads your mind* *decides to wait for the movie*"
"If two vegans have an argument... is it still considered beef?"
"When Kurt Cobain was a child... When Kurt Cobain was a child, his mother told him not to play with guns. I suppose that went in one ear and out the other."
"A day without sunshine is like, well, night."
"How did the dentist become a brain surgeon? His hand slipped"