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Joke of the Day

"Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day..."

"Why did the ram run off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn."

"What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom? Time to go to sweep."

"A woman walks into a bar. What makes you think she can drive any better?"

"What's the difference between a canoe and a jew? A jew don't tip"

"The seven dwarves were sitting around... The seven dwarves were sitting around feeling Happy. Happy left, then they were all fucking Grumpy."

"What's the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit."

"What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? After you slap it, a mosquito will stop sucking."

"I quit my job so I had time to file my income tax That's the joke"

"What do a married guy and a single guy have in common? They both think the other one gets laid more."