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Joke of the Day
"Why do urologists like UTIs? It means urine business."
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"This joke is like cancer. Some of you will get it. Some of you won't. Either way, you won't be laughing."
"Did you hear about the cannibal who cloned himself to see what he would taste like? It made him shit himself."
"Wanna hear a joke? Me too"
"Un Deux Trois A French cat called Un Deux Trois attempted to swim the English Channel last weekend but sadly didn't make it and drowned. It was all over the news the next day; ""Un Duex Trois Cat Sank"""
"What stretches more skin or rubber? Skin, because in the bible it says that Moser tied his ass to a tree and walked 20 miles."
"Joke What did the egg say to the moon"
"Husband asked his wife ""why don't you tell me when you orgasm?"" She replied ""because I don't like calling you at work."""
"How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!"
"My favorite country star's good songs are about being bad and his bad songs are about being good I'll always love Jason Aladeen"