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Joke of the Day
"I told my wife I'd like to go travelling. She sent me to the supermarket for eggs."
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"I was helping Mom with the computer and now she thinks I'm racist... All I told her to do was push ""ALT + """
"I once shot an unarmed man Well I was the one to shoot of both his arms but still..."
"Teaching your kids to question everything is important. Until you're sitting there banging your head on the table."
"put the punch line in the title how do you piss off reddit?"
"Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a ""tuba glue."""
"How is Debbie Reynolds like my penis? They both had a stroke when they saw Carrie Fishers body."
"Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the chicken hatch open"
"What do you call an Italian with two broken hands? Mute"
"You should've seen my bad spelling. That shit was [sic]."