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Joke of the Day
"I told my wife I'd like to go travelling. She sent me to the supermarket for eggs."
Next Joke
"If I show you a picture on my phone and you start scrolling, I'm gonna stab you."
"Your mom xD"
"Nothing shows the depressing reality of physical aging more than a boy band reunion."
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
"What type of underwear does a fetus wear? Fruit of the womb."
"What do you get the man who has everything? Antibiotics"
"I'm pretty bad at apologising.. So I just say... ""unfuck you""."
"You hear about the newswoman with one boob? She kept abreast of the current issues. (go easy...just made this up)"
"Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table? A dining room table can stay and support a family of four."