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Joke of the Day

"What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving? Derive, derive, derive!"

"I got kicked out of the library today I got kicked out of the library for putting the women's rights book in the fiction section"

"Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob? Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can't beat a blowjob."

"What do you say when your village gets the Black Death I'm bubon-sick of this plague."

"Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween? So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks."

"I thought my friend was being serious when he was talking about rimjobs Turns out it was all tongue in cheek."

"Were you born on Highway 22? Because I heard alot of accidents happened there."

"Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables? Because they're meteor"

"The Mexican word of the day is ""Wheelchair"" For example, ""Hey mang, I see you don't have a lunch today so wheelchair mine."""

"What did the timid porn star say to the talking cat? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOONG JOHNSON!!!!"