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Joke of the Day
"Why cant college students take exams at the zoo? Too many cheetahs"
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"How do Buddhist monks send emails? They remove all attachments."
"What's a Mexican's favorite assignment? Ese's(Essays)"
"""Why don't Mr. and Mrs. Smokey the Bear have any children?"" ""I give up, why?"" ""Because every time Mrs. Bear gets hot Mr. Bear throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel."""
"Why do emo kids always have the latest technologies?"
"If an Asian and a Mexican have a baby..... Would you call it an Amasian?"
"There's a great new website that helps you find the local church that is right for you They call it, Evangielist."
"What did the grape say when he was caught in bed with another fruit? ""It was just a momentary lapse of raisin!"""
"You've really gotta hand it to short people because we usually can't reach it anyway"
"Girl's idea of Valentine's Day. (???(?.? )? Guy's idea of Valentine's Day ( o )( o?(^?^?)"