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Joke of the Day
"Is it blowjobs or blow jobs? Fuck, I hate writing thank you cards."
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"What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague? If you need me, I'll be in my Lab."
"What goes ""knio knio?"" A backward pig."
"What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats? One is a cunning array of stunts."
"Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America? Because Freedom Rings."
"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? ""You'd think it would be R but its actually the c!"" Aye matey"
"What's the difference between /r/jokes and your mothers vagina? Your mother's vagina gets some new content every once in a while."
"What did one nut say to the other? Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out."
"Why don't girls go to.... Why don't girls go to the bathroom after having sex? Have you ever tried opening a grilled cheese sandwich?!"
"What's Beethoven up to these days? Decomposing"