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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America? Because Freedom Rings."

"Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car? Cause he's dead."

"Vagina- jokes are not funny... Period!"

"A Jamaican went to the barber. It was a dreadful experience."

"I am liking the people from Finland They always finish"

"You should never live in the past. Unless you're a time traveler. Cause dinosaurs rule."

"[texting] ME: I like you, I think you're cute MY CRUSH: oh um ME: HAHAHA omg my dog was chewing on my phone lol how did he type that"

"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"My physics professor gave us a really difficult exam question about a ball with a changing rate of acceleration. It was a jerk move."

"My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"