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Joke of the Day
"What goes ""knio knio?"" A backward pig."
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"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag? You take the ""S"" out of safe and the ""F"" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D"
"Welcome to Wendy's, Where our credit card numbers are always fresh! Never frozen."
"What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line? Stopping it with a shovel."
"Sorry for loudly singing ""Whoomp there it is!"" when you took your pants off. It's been a while."
"People who say they don't have any problems are lying to you, but at least give them credit for not telling you about them."
"Why did God create Adam before Eve? To give him a chance to say something."
"My fourth grade teacher told the class to go outside and sit Indian style... so I drank a bottle of vodka and passed out in the street."
"I walked into a bookshop Me: ""Do you have any books on turtles?"" Them ""Hard back?"" Me: ""Yeah, with little heads"""
"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""