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Joke of the Day

"21st century divorce: I want it stipulated that he can't change the Netflix password."

"What does Gordon Ramsay say when he gets a rash? IT'S FUCKING RAW!"

"Viagra now comes in a nasal spray. It's for dick heads."

"In Greece how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"I got hit by a truck with a camouflage paint job. It came out of nowhere."

"Why did Saint Francis cry? Someone called him Assisi."

"They say parrots don't like change... So you could that they are very right-winged."

"Found a $50 bill in the laundromat the other day.. I looked to the washer and dryers for clues, but they all told me to Bounce."

"Horrible funny joke What do you call an alligator in a vest....? An Invest-agator"

"I once dated a girl so my pet rock wouldn't be embarrassed after he threw himself at her window."