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Joke of the Day
"Apparently someone in London gets stabbed every 72 seconds, Poor bastard."
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"I've realised my works is like a gang rape... a bunch of dicks clustered around the cunt that's got no idea of what's gonna happen!"
"I'm not saying it would kill me to work out, I'm just saying my wife bought me a gym membership and doubled my life insurance..."
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection The judge says, ""First offender?"" The woman replies, ""No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."""
"Knock-knock joke told to me by a 7 year old kid: Knock-knock Who's there? Doris Doris who? Doris locked that's why I'm knocking!"
"Gangster shift keys pop a couple caps in dAt aSs."
"Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. Basically, it's a ""Hobbit"" movie."
"Roses are red... Roses are red, here's something new, violets are violet, not fucking blue!!! (Found this in a youtube comment a while back ago. Unfourtunately I can't remember where.)"
"Iron Man and the Silver Surfer should team up. They'd be strong alloys."
"Wanna meet Santa's little helper?"