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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ? The collie wobbles !"

"I think the reason old people sleep in separate bedrooms is so they don't have to wake up next to someone dead."

"My Persian friend and I were having lunch... But something came up and I had Tehran."

"I bought some new speakers today...... I think I made a sound investment."

"My girlfriend broke up with me. When she did, I gave her a note that said ""Great Job!"" I wanted things to end on a positive note."

"I'm sponsoring this new group that teaches underprivileged children about basic math terms Upvote for divisibility"

"Barksy, it's like Banksy, but he's a dog. Now I just sit back and watch the retweets roll in."

"A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camouflage stuff I told him 'you can hide but you can't run'."

"What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister? They are both in bread."

"So I went to my Hipster drug dealer last night... He gave me an instagram"