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Joke of the Day
"A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camouflage stuff I told him 'you can hide but you can't run'."
Next Joke
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get his tiny little legs open?"
"Men at 25 plays football. Men at 40 plays tennis. Men at 60 plays golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller ?"
"A Cuban, a Canadian, and a homophobic walk into a bar The bartender says, ""What'll it be, Senator Cruz?"""
"Why is the area between a woman's breast and hips called a waist? Because you can easily fit a second pair of boobs in there."
"My wife wants to lose some weight,so she is doing a lot of horse riding. and,what are the results? for one week horse lost 20 pounds."
"Yes, I do have a stalker. They call me every day, will occasionally buy me underwear, and know more about me than I do. I call her ""Mom."""
"Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down."
"Two shoes met and.. They had a converse-ation."
"Crazy People How do crazy people go through the forest?"