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Joke of the Day

"What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister? They are both in bread."

"I just got a job cleaning air ducts and I don't like it very much, but at least I have a job. Thanks for letting me vent."

" What's the difference between me and my new couch? The couch pulls out..."

"Horrible Breakfast wife: ""do u want your eggs boiled?"" husband: ""no, first boil your milk"""

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary, and those who don't. And those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3"

"Sorry I yelled: BLESS YOU and handed you a tissue after you told me you loved me Blow your nose, it will pass"

"I once knew a girl called Virginia... We called her Virgin for short, but not for long!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ? Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s"

"Why is the universe feminine in nature? Because it's made up of galaxies."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Fuck her."