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Joke of the Day

"3 great kings Teacher: ""Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?"" Student: "" Smo-king"", Drin-king and Fuc-king"""

"Chief: You're the WORST cop in the department! Hand over your gun and badge! Me: *realising I left both in my son's crib* Uhhhhh...."

"What do you call a residential area for horse lovers? A neighbourhood."

"A man submits 10 puns to a contest, hoping to win... but no pun-in-ten-did."

"What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste"

"What is the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb"

"Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines."

"How do you make a pole angry? Deport him."

"Did you hear about the gay broom? Spent 10 years in the closet."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day. --My amazing girlfriend told me this one"