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"Alzheimer's Joke [Not Sure if Repost]"
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"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
"Did you know there is a species of deer that can jump higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house cannot jump."
"I was clinging for dear life to the face of the cliff. As the rescue team approached one of the guys shouted ""Whatever you do, don't look down"". So I started smiling."
"I used to watch the Olympics on TV as a child and dream of growing up and also watching the Olympics on TV but on a better TV."
"Virginity Dad: You stole my daughter's Virginity! Man: Sorry sir, Won't happen again!"
"One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet... She died a week later."
"I need help for some puns about toes! Please and thank you"
"I wear Fake ""Vans""(Shoes) So I just call them cars."
"As I was leaving the club last night . . . . . . A male stripper suggestively swiveled his banana hammock in my direction. I'm flattered, but it was still kind of a dick move."