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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend in college left me for another woman. I completely misunderstood her when she said she was going to study a broad."

"What do you call a armless, legless man in water? Bob."

"Playboy has started a new edition for married men with the same women featuring every month."

"My girlfriend is from another Nation. ImagiNATION"

"Did you hear about the new virtual reality fellatio program? It's a real mind-blowing experience."

"What's the difference between a fish and a mountain goat? Fish muck about in fountains..."

"If I was Penguin's attorney I'd request bail by saying ""He's no flight risk!"" Then Hi-5 the whole courtroom but Batman. I'd leave him hangin"

"if women think they arent meant to cook why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last as long for fat people."

"Illegal immigrants do jobs that Americans don't want. Like marrying Donald Trump."