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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a South African prison and Leonardo Dicaprio? A South African prison has an Oscar"

"What are some good fruit jokes? My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes."

"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross Country"

"Me: Did it hurt? Her: Did what hurt? Me: When you fell from a really high distance. Dating as an atheist is hard."

"I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers But the cashier keeps putting it back."

"President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression... ...since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston."

"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."

"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 30, my basement is still dark."

"Whenever someone talks to me, I freak out because I forget people can see me."

"I like it when people complement me on my grammar"