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Joke of the Day
"Every dessert is guilt-free if you're a sociopath"
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"Halal sounds a lot like Arnold swartzenegger greeting someone."
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"My friend is a telemarketer. Sometimes, when he's relaxing, I'll call him out of the blue and piss him off."
"I cried when one day when my dad decided to chop onions for dinner... I miss onions, he was a good dog."
"Never mind trying to scare me about going to hell religious people, it won't work. I was married for 6 years."