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Joke of the Day

"Halal sounds a lot like Arnold swartzenegger greeting someone."

"Twelve years ago today, my brother gave me one of his kidneys. I still can't believe that he did it. I wasn't even sick."

"Rape game Husband: Darling, let's play rape game Wife: No! Husband: Perfect start"

"Just noticed that the use by date on my crumpets was April 1st I was sure that someone was playing a joke on me."

"To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night: I'm not letting you out."

"What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A wet nose."

"How do you pick up a Jewish girl? With a dust pan."

"I've heard some great 9/11 humour, it's like two pies in the face and one in a field in Pennsylvania"

"What do you call a woman with boobs on her back? I don't know, but she would sure be fun to dance with."

"Can a dinosaur tell a joke? You bet jur-ass-ic can!"