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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean? A good start."

"Don't let an extra chromosome let you down!"

"What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration."

"It's perfectly fine to offer raisins to a guest (if nuclear winter is upon us & you're living in an underground bunker)"

"A recent survey has shown that 50% of all newlyweds want to try anal sex. Or to put it another way, 100% of grooms."

"How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers."

"The clock was bored of his tick-tock... ...so he changed to a better tack-tick."

"If at first you don't succeed, you're assembling furniture from IKEA."

"Sometimes people say I look like Owen Wilson, and I always say the same thing to them Wooow, You're crazier than a road lizard."

"What if Harry Potter was dreaming for seven years because he ran headfirst into a wall at a train station?"