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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean? A good start."
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"Important Message for Every MAN if you MARRY ONE WOMAN She will fight with you... But if you MARRY TWO WOMAN they will fight for you :D So! Think Different... Add Wife... Have Life... ;)"
"Free Tibet I'LL TAKE IT!"
"what's the difference between 3 cocks and a joke? your mom can't take a joke."
"As I get older, I only find that two body parts start hurting all the time. My back..... And my front."
"At the #Adele concert, saw a girl on the corner of the stage repeatedly punching herself in the face. Realized she was the deaf interpreter."
"What did father bee say to his rebelling son? Beehive!"
"Tissues are for tearful issues and for when people think it's funny but it's snot."
"Whoever gets the gift from me that has scissors under the wrapping paper, I'm going to need those back."
"Kennedy put a man on the moon.... Obama put a man in the ladies room."