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Joke of the Day
"If anyone needs any morals, I have some I'm not using."
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"[sits family down at dinner table] I've decided we're going to start watching anime"
"Santorum pulls out after repeatedly coming in number two"
"Dying in a tsunami isn't so bad... At least the earth gives you a wave goodbye."
"Gyms are full of people that haven't found the right couch."
"Q. What is eternity? A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection!"
"Blonde in laundromat asks to have a sweater cleaned. Attendant : ""Come again ?"" ( not hearing ) Blonde: ""Nope, Just mustard this time"""
"""Metric system? You mean the easy measurement system based upon multiples of 10, that every other country uses? Na. We're good."" - America"
"A man gave me 79 protons Thanks for the gold!"
"What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat? One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws."