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Joke of the Day
"There's no ""u"" in awesome... But there's always ""me""."
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"Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin."
"I just wrote go f*** yourself on a piece of paper and put it in the suggestion box at work."
"What do you call a black woman who has an abortion? A crime fighter"
"Wanna hear a good joke? My sex life! Excuse me while I cry now.."
"""Hey sorry Im overprotective, guess I just get nervous since I watched OUR FAMILY GET MURDERED!"" -What the dad on Finding Nemo shouldve said"
"Kate Keller is not a good mother. After learning that her daughter, Helen Keller, got turned down by a boy, she asks: ""Are you seeing someone?"""
"5-year-old: What are Nazis? Me: Bad people who we killed a long, long time ago 5: Why were they bad? Me: They kept correcting our grammar"
"I've got a 3D printer But it only prints pieces of paper."
"Please end the Jew jokes. I had a relative that died in a concentration camp. Poor bastard fell right out of the guard tower."