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Joke of the Day

"Please end the Jew jokes. I had a relative that died in a concentration camp. Poor bastard fell right out of the guard tower."

"What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller? Flatman and Ribbon"

"I painted my computer black, so it would run faster. but the cops choked it to death, and ruled it justified."

"How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there"

"Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle? Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol"

"What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up? Let's go back to being cousins."

"Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news The struggle Israel"

"They're getting rid of all our Fossil Fuels to go 100% Electric?! Oil go Volt! No votes, really? No one gets this joke, I see."

"Anyone who's ever stood in a busy McDonald's line at 10:29am not knowing what to get has been closer to getting murdered than they realize."

"My dad just asked me if Nicki Minaj is claymation. Didn't have an answer."