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Joke of the Day
"Who invented cereals? Chris P."
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"If you find it hard to take pictures of yourself in the sauna... You have selfie-steam issues."
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"Why is it so hard to throw a party in space? Because you have to planet."
"What do Angels fans and gay men both have in common? They both love Pujols"
"LOUD PART, quiet part, LOUD PART, quiet part. There, I wrote a symphony. What's the big deal?"
"Why was the baguette excited for his audition? He heard he might be playing a big roll"
"Screamed in horror as I woke to find two severed horse heads in my bed, but then laughed remembering I hadn't removed the one from yesterday"
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