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Joke of the Day

"5-year-old: What are Nazis? Me: Bad people who we killed a long, long time ago 5: Why were they bad? Me: They kept correcting our grammar"

"A rapist, a pedophile and a priest walks into a bar."

"What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year."

"If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would I have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."

"How do you know if somebody does crossfit? They are probably in better shape than you."

"My mistress bought me a Neck Clampotron XXX 5 years ago, and I've never looked back since!"

"I don't even like sleep, it's just the only way I can eat spiders"

"Dear Abby My name is Gloria Mae and I'm from Tennessee. I'm 14 years old and am still a virgin. Is my brother gay?"

"Math problems for smartypants-s What is the square route of an EMU? A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!"

"Playboy's decision to keep models clothed comes weeks after McDonald's decision to serve breakfast all day."