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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? He drown in his tea pee."

"What's the difference between an apple and a baby? People didn't freak out for no reason when I started eating an apple in public."

"What's the difference between a penis and a red light? My girlfriend won't blow a red light."

"What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church? A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology."

"Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date? He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach."

"I'm hosting a support group for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know"

"What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so? ""Curses, foiled again!"""

"My waxer just cancelled. So I'm making the best of a bad situation and riding around on top of minivans, Teen Wolf style."

"Did you hear how Mexico announced it's solving their country's housing crisis? The Mexican government has decided to build apartment"

"What does the middle and middle earth have in common They both have short hairy men that like to carry swords"