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Joke of the Day

"Beer:""You know what would be funny?"" Me:""No. What?"" Beer:""Really? Finish me and have four more then I'll ask again."" Me:""Yes, sir."""

"The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42"" screen."

"I hate all those hooker jokes. I know there are a lot of them out there, but they all suck!"

"How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but my basement's still dark"

"Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident and called from the hospital about the four casts."

"My Neighbour works in Fashion and was gloating they look at attractive people for a living, so I replied so do I. ... I work in a store that sells mirrors."

"Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color? M'genta"

"I know this is an unpopular opinion, but Krusty from The Simpsons is running for president. Bring on the clownvotes."

"I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life."

"My grandfather, my mom, and my siblings all have diarrhea. Runs in the family."