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Joke of the Day

"I know this is an unpopular opinion, but Krusty from The Simpsons is running for president. Bring on the clownvotes."

"I'm not sexist because being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women."

"I swear that apple puts something in new iPhones that attracts them to concrete."

"Capri Sun taught me how to stab with accuracy."

"Relationship status~ Siri saw my browser history & now she isn't talking to me either"

"The Greatest Trick the Devil ever played... The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing Columbia House that he intended to purchase more CDs from them once he got his 8 CDs for a penny..."

"Either a lying war criminal endorsed by the KKK or a Neo Nazi reality TV star are going to be President of America. It's not funny. But it is a fucking joke. America, sort your shit out."

"Proof that Donald Trump is a racist Tomorrow he is going to throw a black family out of their house."

"Me: Do you want to meet your sisters at the bus stop? 5: *doesn't look up* I already know them."

"Toucan: Albanians kidnap Liam Neesons bird"