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Joke of the Day

"I know this is an unpopular opinion, but Krusty from The Simpsons is running for president. Bring on the clownvotes."

"What do you call a water on a baby deer? fondue"

"Dad: Your grandpa used to cut the grass before he died, but now he's- Son: Dad please don't... Dad: Lawn gone."

"My doctor told me I'm artistic. I have no idea how he could tell."

"Thinking of getting a government grant to study ... Why flies can get in your car so easy, but can't figure out how to escape with all the windows down."

"Just dropped my new single it's me i'm single"

"What's the diffence between a thong and a bandsaw? Nothing... Just one inch of a slip with your finger and you're in deep shit in both cases."

"Do you ever look at your own ass and ask yourself ""What the hell is going on?"" -- Balaam son of Beor"

"For 30 minutes after my first cup if coffee I love everybody. If I could bottle that feeling we could fix the world."

"What does a gamer say when he get married? GG."