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Joke of the Day

"*leaning seductively, slowly dragging fingertip across countertop* Me: how much for the entire case? Donut shop clerk: ma'am, $8.99 a dozen"

"As a kid my mom laughed at me because I was always worrying about being shot with a crossbow while on the toilet. Well who's laughing now?"

"What do you call an edited series of MILF videos? A Momtage"

"Just drove by an Asian restaurant Wok n' Roll well played Chinese people. So crever"

"That confusing moment when the person you hate at work brings donuts"

"CASHIER: is there anything else I can help you with? ME: *pulls out my trigonometry homework from 1995* yes, yes there is"

"56% of Brazil is Covered In Rainforest The rest is covered by Manuel Neuer"

"What did Ava Braun say to Adolf Hitler? I love you so much, my head could explode!"

"It's so cold outside... I even saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!"

"The Chuckle Brothers hold the record for the World's biggest sheep They've got a 2 metre ewe."