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Joke of the Day
"My grandfather, my mom, and my siblings all have diarrhea. Runs in the family."
Next Joke
"What do you call a brain dead Swede? A vegetable.."
"Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan Because I bet those girls are pretty thirsty."
"There are three kinds of people People who count and people who don't."
"She : I Love Kids He : I Love The Process"
"Stop looking at row numbers in first class. That's not where you sit."
"What do you call a sick bird? An illegal."
"What does a sick billionaire say? ""I feel like a million bucks"""
"I bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day."
"Kill two birds with one stone. Kill two birds with two stones. Kill as many birds with as many stones as you want. We must eradicate birds."