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Joke of the Day

"I saw a woman crying as she was buying tampons earlier. Must be going through a tough period in her life."

"Before seeing why your toddler has been quiet for 10 mins it's best to first call the plumber and write your apology letter to the landlord."

"Can you smell mothballs? I can't. I can never get their legs far enough apart."

"What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot? In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers."

"A girl and a csgo map Baby, if you were a CS:GO map you would be de_stroyed."

"Farting in an elevator It's wrong on so many levels"

"""Tweet it"" is the new laughing."

"We all have our weaknesses. Yours are just more obvious."

"A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub. Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours."

"Your Google Self-Driving car should be taken away if you don't let your dog sit in the driver's seat while you hold a map riding shotgun."