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Joke of the Day
"Why does SnoopDogg carry an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle!"
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"Went to a meeting of the Tibetan Ungulates society...... Didn't like it though. It was all ""Yak yak yak"""
"I saw a murder today It was awesome. There must've been 50 crows in it."
"When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders."
"I've always wanted to shake Muhammad Ali's hand Unfortunately, Parkinson's beat me to it."
"A Muslim tried to tell a joke It bombed."
"My father once told me... .... to go outside and jump on a trampoline... except I didn't hear the 'oline'"
"So I went into the kitchen... ...because I could hear "" 1, 2, 3, 4, ..."" coming from the cutlery drawer. Apparently it's the fork that counts."
"In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby ""North West"" I will be naming my first son ""Taco"""
"I hate it when I'm trying to make money and someone greases the stripper pole."