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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when I'm trying to make money and someone greases the stripper pole."
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"""I don't understand why people try to act drunk. I spend most of my time trying to act sober."" - Florida State"
"A sandwich walks in to a bar... ...and the barman says, ""sorry, we don't serve food here"""
"I took my metal detector to the beach today expecting to find antiques of great value. Beach better have my money"
"A guy ties up his dog and walks into a barber shop He says aloud "" Bob Peters"" The barber says ""No we only do haircuts here"""
"Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep."
"Nuts on a wall What do you call nuts on a wall? Wall nuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...hot and in my hands **right now**."
"*wakes up* nooooooo"
"I'm not sure about my stand on the abortion issue.... On one side, I love to kill babies but on the other side, I hate to give women a choice."