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Joke of the Day

"Why do birds fly south for the winter? because its too far to walk!"

"I pulled a groin muscle getting out of bed this morning... over and over and over....."

"When I was a kid, I wanted to be an adult. So yeah....kids are stupid."

"So my homework told me to use a table to solve the equation But I already am using a table to solve it. What, should I normally do my math on the floor?!"

"Whats the difference between a Jew and a vending machine? What's the difference between a Jew and a vending machine? Vending machines give you your change back."

"Why is Whitney Houston good at video games? One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination."

"A few months ago I got a haircut I didn't like... ...but since then, it's grown on me."

"Latvian girl can count Latvian girl count to potato. Is valedictorian."

"Chubby Kid Dances watch this kid dance to a coo song Lol sooo funny"

"What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night? He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog."