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Joke of the Day

"She says she only drinks wine to collect corks for her Pinterest project, which is pretty cool cause it looks like she's building a castle."

"Soviet KGB Joke Group of people sit around telling political anecotes, one person says: ok guys please slow down ... why? ... my hand is tired from writing down names ..."

"Blind man is washing a grater... ..""*this is the biggest bullsh.t I ve ever read*"""

"A husband came home with half a gallon of ice cream and asked his wife if she wanted some. ""How hard is it?"" she asked. ""About as hard as my dick."" he replied. ""Pour me some."""

"Two men walk into a bar, which is strange since you'd think the second one would have seen it when the first one hit it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bumbry ! Bumbry who ? Bumbry tuna !"

"Hey girl are you from Tennessee? Because I was wondering if you'd still be interested in me if I wasn't your cousin"

"Times are tough, jobs are scarce, I know I don't have the greatest body, but for you single ladies, I'll gigolo if the price is right. . ."

"It's so insulting when people think they need to explain simple things to me. I mean like, don't consume I'm dumb n shit, you know?"

"My friend David lost his ID the other day Now we just call him dav"