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Joke of the Day
"My wife wanted half & half... I got her whole milk"
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"Do we even know how much anything else costs in Africa? Maybe $1 a day to feed a child is way too much."
"[job interview] ""So do you have any questions you'd like to ask me?"" Can I wait a week until I take the drug test?"
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nah, it's too cheesy."
"Want to hear a dirty joke? This boy trips and falls into some mud."
"If they ever reboot Grease, it must be directed by M. Night Shama-lamma-ding-dong."
"I've just been diagnosed with paranoia and constipation. I'm scared shitless."
"I was about to make a joke about Jupiter and a spacecraft... ... but how did Juno about it?"
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and pimples? Pimples will wait till you're 14 to come on you're face."
"A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'"