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Joke of the Day

"Do we even know how much anything else costs in Africa? Maybe $1 a day to feed a child is way too much."

"Soulja boy was sent to the hospital, what department was he sent to? He was sent to I C UUUUUUUU! ...yes that happened."

"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal."

"Id like to thank the Walmart cashier for making me feel like big money. I guess you don't see many $20 bills, glad you made sure its legit."

"So apparently yesterday was middle child day... Nobody noticed"

"I bought my Dad a cheap dictionary for Christmas. He couldn't find the right words to thank me."

"What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend? ""Dino what you're thinking."""

"Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world? Ocra Winfrey"

"Feminists: Look on the bright side... There will be more women in the White House than ever!"

"I always like seeing those ""Baby on Board"" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there."