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Joke of the Day

"Do we even know how much anything else costs in Africa? Maybe $1 a day to feed a child is way too much."

"What do you call a virus that affects your command-line? A Terminal Illness."

"At what point does a Lamb become a Sheep? When its had it's Baaaaa-Mitzvah!"

"A mushroom... A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender walks over and says ""Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"" To which the mushroom replies ""Why not, I'm a fungi!"""

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Look for the Fresh Prince."

"If a threesome with two guys and a girl is called a ""manwich"", what do you call a threesome with two girls and a guy? Vaggie burger."

"Good friends are like balloons.... ....if you stab them they die"

"I'm a violent sadist, but I also enjoy beastiality. Am I flogging a dead horse?"

"When Chuck Norris says ""More cowbell"", he MEANS it."

"I think marriage should be between a robot and a spider horse because I'm a retarded man child and this is what I bring to the conversation."