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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a dirty joke? This boy trips and falls into some mud."

"do i own a boat? no no no. im afraid of the ocean. i guess u coud say.. *removes glasses* i cant sea"

"I'm starting a dating app for people who live in Eastern Virginia I'm calling it Chesapeake BAE"

"Why was the new Mexican sad? He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad? All his friends are dead."

"I'm not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips."

"What do you call a stripper donkey? A Horse."

"Seems my bladder still thinks its hilarious to wait until I'm comfortable in bed before voicing it's need to pee."

"What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes"

"Have you noticed that ""LOL"" has gone from meaning, ""laugh out loud"" to ""I don't fuckinig have anything else to say""."

"every fight is a food fight... ...when you're a cannibal."