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Joke of the Day
"If I had a female dog... I would name her karma."
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"(NSFW) What do crocs and a blow job from a dude have in common? They both feel good until you look down."
"I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats... ...prophets would go through the roof!"
"Heading to a pumpkin patch with a cheeseburger. When pumpkins see me eating meat, they let their guard down. They never see it coming."
"After learning about hieroglyphics, it makes you realize that Egyptians invented the emoji."
"Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy."
"I'm lazy, though. I get down to my last outfit before washin anything. You'll see me at a bar with a wedding dress on, just chilling."
"Theft solution: Tits. Nobody is thinking about larceny when they're looking at tits. So ladies, help stop crime... show us your tits."
"What do I think about my toes? They couldn't be further from my mind."
"A woman started choking in the line at Starbucks- it was so scary but thankfully someone opened another register."