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Joke of the Day

"[job interview] ""So do you have any questions you'd like to ask me?"" Can I wait a week until I take the drug test?"

"reddit's ""letterbox"" is sorta like a ... wordbank."

"It's better to have loved and lost than be eaten by a bear."

"I always suspected that Matthew McConaughey was a rebel. That suspicion was confirmed when I saw what he wore every single day after Labor Day. All white, all white, all white."

"Did you ever blow bubbles as as child? Yeh well he's back in town and wants your new number."

"Since getting a Kindle, what I miss most about books is tipping them forward on the shelf to open a secret passageway."

"[Lawyer] ""I can't stress this enough. You cannot plead that you're a wizard ok?"" ""ok"" [Later in court] ""I plead that im a wizard your honor"""

"What is wrong with the number 6.9? There is a period in the middle."

"what was adam's nickname for eve? prime rib"

"Wanna hear a minimalist joke? What's the difference between oranges?"