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Joke of the Day
"My moral compass just spins."
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"What do you call a vampire ophthalmologist? Count Drocular"
"Baby on board* Oh really? Thanks for letting me know, I was about to ram into your car, but now I won't."
"What do nazi's use to clean their yard of dog shit? The Turd Rake."
"I don't wear sunglasses because it's unfair that a photon travels 93 million miles and then when it's an inch from my eye I'm all ""um, no."""
"Hospital... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, ""No change yet."""
"Who's the idiot that made it Killer whale and not Panda shark"
"What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof? He gets stumped."
"What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time? You're really bustin' Machops!"
"Why was the girl's bellybutton bruised? Because her boyfriend was blind."