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Joke of the Day
"Who's the idiot that made it Killer whale and not Panda shark"
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"[diet journal] day 1: hungry day 2: hungry day 3: hungry day 4: ate neighbor"
"What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head? A bro job."
"If you're in a relationship. I don't know why you feel the need to upload 10 selfies a day. Look at your boyfriend instead of a camera . You attention seeking hoe"
"What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move? The whip"
"Why do all kids with down syndrome look like they came from the same father? And the shuttle to hell is boarding if anyone cares to join me...."
"Nobody suspects that you're digging a grave when you're always working on your landscape."
"Yo Mama so ugly, she has to use prescription make-up!"
"I'm very anti-slavery, but boy do I hate laundry."
"Ladies, wonder if he's busy or ignoring your texts? Offer to send nudes. If he instantly responds, he was totally ignoring you before."