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Joke of the Day
"What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof? He gets stumped."
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"What comes first? The Chicken or the Cart!"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"
"[Enter restaurant] WIFE: See if you can get us a table ME: Ok [1 minute later] ME: [sprinting towards wife, carrying table] START THE CAR"
"My uncle was an exercise fanatic. When he died, we had a closed casket funeral, because he liked to do sit ups."
"I had an art teacher in school who didn't believe in deodorant boy was he an aroma to be around"
"What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal? German Shepherd pie."
"If you want to hear a very interesting story: send an SMS to your wife with the following text in the body: ""I know everything"""
"[snake charmer struggling to get snake to stand up] I swear this never happens"
"I broke up with a girl once by leaving a note on the front door that simply said: ""Love doesn't live here anymore, and now, neither do you."""