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Joke of the Day
"What do nazi's use to clean their yard of dog shit? The Turd Rake."
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"What's the one thing that's worse than putting the punchline in the title?"
"Blind man ""Hello ladies"", said the blind man as he walked by the fish market."
"Why do melons always have traditional weddings? They cantaloupe."
"What do you call a car made out of Canadian money? A CADillac."
"The NYC smoking ban sucks. Thankfully you can still wear sunglasses indoors, otherwise it'd be impossible to tell who the cool people are."
"My tinder profile says I love dogs but then on dates I elaborate that it is hot dogs and corn dogs"
"What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !"
"You look dirty, so does your toaster maybe you should both go for a bath... I'll draw it"
"What did the radiographer call her daughter? Imogen"