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Joke of the Day
"What do nazi's use to clean their yard of dog shit? The Turd Rake."
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"There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""It sure is hot in here"". The other muffin says, ""Yeah like 350, 375""."
"What does John Cougar Mellencamp get if he eats too much cantaloupe before he goes swimming? A melon-cramp."
"Guys I got the new name for Pokemon Go. We will call it Natural Selection."
"2 apples are sitting in an oven One apple looks to the other and says ""Man is it hot in here or what?"" The second apple screams ""Holy shit!?! A talking apple!"""
"I told the bartender i wanted a 9/11 Bartender: ""whats a 9/11?"" me: ""a fucked up Manhattan"""
"Did you hear about the guy who had ADD and schizophrenia? He heard voices, but could never pay attention long enough to them to do anything crazy."
"What did the school in Egypt finally get? A new bus."
"what do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tommy took a look. (say it fast)"
"I really hate seeing old people fall over, it makes me feel so bad. Maybe I should stop tripping them over."